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Count The Dings

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56.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, Anna, I've got a new secret weapon for print.

0:02.3

Print.

0:02.9

Vista print, right?

0:04.0

That's not a secret.

0:05.5

Print everything for your business with Vista print.

0:08.0

Business cards, stickers, t-shirt, signage, even photo books from your last holiday.

0:12.0

If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.uk.

0:14.8

I like when we have a CT5 generated by every Washington and then we do it all in the same week.

0:23.2

That's that's the closest we can actually get to having the timeline

0:26.5

Connect like a yeah doing the things that are in real time in the same week

0:33.4

Whereas if we came up with the CT5 in an episode, we'd have to wait like three months to do it.

0:38.7

Right.

0:40.0

Because we have to, oh, we got to wait until that post.

0:42.7

Oh, I got to wait till Roger's dad for majors in the outfield is, is released so that I can make him number one on my worst parents.

0:51.3

Was he really that bad?

0:54.9

We're not, we're not relitigating that.

0:58.0

I thought he was,

0:59.6

he was pretty straightforward with the kid.

1:02.2

And the kid was at,

1:03.3

yeah,

1:03.8

the kid had some hangups about like,

1:05.4

oh,

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