Cinephobe Ep 278: Jurassic Park III

Cinephobe

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Film Reviews

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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0:00.0	This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity.
0:06.1	Listener discretion is advised.
0:07.7	Don't let your kids listen to this.
0:11.0	Let's give it a quick test of the instruments.
0:30.6	Ha ha ha, ha. All right. No harmonica today.
0:34.1	It's not a harmonica day.
0:36.9	Was there a flashback? Well, not a flashback,
0:39.3	but a little... A reference. Hey, what
0:41.4	about the old days? There's definitely that.
0:43.4	For no reason. No, there's a reason.
0:45.6	There's a reason, all right. No, there's not.
0:47.4	There's a reason. There's a reason. No, there's not. No, there's absolutely a reason.
0:51.5	No, no, no, no.
0:52.4	Ah! There's not. There's absolutely a reason. No, no, no, no. Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way.
1:05.8	Well, they can get a whole lot worse.
1:08.1	So we're not going to fight anymore. You think this dude's going to take Ed down?
1:14.4	MVP is going to blow Ed out of the water. He's the most valuable primate. You betray the law.
1:23.4	I'm sorry, misogynist. Men are hos too. You've said hos 58 times in this episode and I'm the misogynist. Men are hos, too. You've said hos 58 times in this episode, and I'm the misogynist? Are you unbelievable, man? Hey, you guys have notes about 9-11 for this movie? How do you not? Gap about this and gaff about that and gas, gaff, gaff, all night long fucking yes, g, gas, gap. It was in my dream.
2:04.5	That's not how I feel. It is how you feel. It was in your dream. Some of us like to be prepared. How are you not taking accountability for your mind? Because I know I'm lying. Like, I know for a fact I'm lying. You sick little bitch. It was awful. It was incredibly boring. It was long. It was stupid. it was horribly written, The acting was terrible. It was a huge piece of shit. You're a fraud. It's a foe.
2:08.0	So everybody just be very respectful. But he's dead now, right? So we can't make fun of him.
2:08.0	Is he dead?
2:08.9	No, if he's dead, we can make fun of him.
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