Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are wooled class.

I'm Ryan Bergara.

I'm Byron.

And today we're actually joined by Amanda Fam because we are doing a list episode and not just any list

episode folks.

We're doing a top five Disneyland Resort list episode.

And if you had joined us in our prior podcast endeavor over at the saddest podcast on Earth,

you'll know that that was hosted by myself, Byron, and one Amanda Fam.

So thank you for joining us back here as we do a classic, a top-five Disney went restrooms episode. So, so stoked to be back. By the way, bathrooms, restrooms, what do we call on this? Restrooms is good. That's official. Yeah, no, the, we are going to be listing these restrooms, bathrooms. I usually call them bathrooms.

So if you can't even say bathroom, just because it's what I use. My dad calls them the head, which is what they call restrooms on a, on a shit. My dad's never sailed a ship in his life. So why he calls them the head, it's basically some stolen valor, it seems like, because I don't know why the fuck. He's a dentist. Adorable. You never heard the term I gotta hit the head I gotta hit the head

That's what he says all the time

Yeah

But the some stolen valor it seems like was i don't know why the fuck he's a dentist adorable you never heard

the term i got to hit the head i got to hit the head that's what he says all the time yeah but this is a top

five disneyland bathrooms episodes uh this is not just our list that we've agreed on this is an aggregate

list so what does that mean you might be asking yourself that means that each of us made our own top five lists. A ranking

of first is worth five points. A ranking of second is worth four points. And then I took their three

lists, tallied up all the scores, and formed a master aggregate list, which means I only know

the contents of the list. And these two, I'm going to be revealing it to them live

as well as I am to you folks. So only I have the knowledge right now. I feel like that lady at the

end of Indiana Jones and the crystal skull. Withholding all life's most important secrets for

host. No, because she was like obsessed with getting more knowledge and power and then she did

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