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Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are world class.

I'm Byron Marin, and you are probably confused for perhaps a variety of reasons.

And if this just so happens to be the first episode you have ever tuned into, whether it's

listening or viewing, welcome. It's not too late. Get out while you can.

But for most of you, this probably isn't your first rodeo, and you're probably very familiar

with Ryan captaining this ship, which he obviously isn't here to do so. And if you're watching

the video version of this podcast, you might have been able to notice that we are not in the traditional

Tiki Room set. No, we are in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Yes, I am aboard the Disney Wish

reporting on my first ever Disney cruise. I was given the amazing opportunity by Disney to come

check this ship out.

Probably going to be a real ship show with me captaining things.

We'll see how we do.

I'm going to try and let this episode serve as somewhat of an audio log, at least for listeners

and a video log for you viewers.

And I hope this is actually coming out, the ocean back there, because it is rather nice. And it's going to sound a little different. Obviously, it's going to look very different. I don't have my traditional podcast, Mike. So I'm kind of winging it here because I just wanted to give a play-by-play to the best of my abilities. It's not going to be all the time because it is a three-night cruise, and there's a lot of really cool stuff that I could

already tell is going on.

Sing over the copyright.

Don't copyright strike me, please.

I love this song.

So I want to make the most of it and deliver the most authentic Disney Wish experience possible.

And hopefully we could all walk away learning a thing or two about

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