Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are world-class.

I'm Ryan Bergara. I'm Barron Marin. And for today's episode, we're changing things up once again and doing another top five episode,

a format that will be familiar to any of those who followed our previous podcast,

the saddest podcast on Earth.

Here's how this will all work.

We're going to break down our top five Disney World boat rides, as well as share what we

believe to be the worst boat ride in the Disney World Resort.

Our top five list is a consensus between the two of us, formed by a point. share what we believe to be the worst boat ride in the Disney World Resort.

Our top five list is a consensus between the two of us formed by a point system.

Byron and I each made our own top fives individually, and a ranking of first is worth five points, a ranking of second is worth four points and so on and so on and so on.

And then I took the scores between the two lists,

tallied them up to form this aggregate ranking. As such, only I know the contents of this

list, and the rankings will be revealed not only to you guys, but to Byron as well.

This also means that the list can be vulnerable to what we refer to as a muscle job in which somebody purposely lists something higher than it should be so they could sneak it onto the aggregate list.

Not saying that's what happened here, just pointing it out because sometimes it happens.

I'm going to chew this mint.

While you chew that mint, I will add that some of these boat rides

have not gotten their own dedicated episode

on this podcast

which means you might start getting

a little bit of an indication

as to what direction that might go

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