Top 10 Things Right Wingers Will Boycott Next

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🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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The Holy Trinity unites on this live Twitch episode to discuss overeating at Six Flags, Joey Mandarino’s stupid tweet, the Succession finale, God’s new baby and the ‘Top Ten Things Right Wingers Will Boycott Next.’ On ‘World News,’ no one remembers if DeSantis launched a run for the White House because they were too busy watching AOC play games online, Biden laughs at the idea of pardoning Trump, Mexican president tells Florida Hispanics not to vote for DeSantis, the church is filled with rampant sex offenders, Boebert rejected by White House for her conspiracy theories, American’s are tired of their gun problems, student loans about to crush the innocent, and Biden-GOP deal bad for the poor. On ‘The Lighter Side,’ lawyer uses non existent legal case he got from ChatGPT and a man opens a plane door because he wanted out. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn if Logan Roy is in hell, what Jesus thinks about is portrayal in “History of the World Part II,” and if Jesus and Martin Scorsese are on good terms. And will Jesus finally stop loving Taylor Swift on ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ Don’t forget to listen to God’s New Commandment! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	today on the god pod and i mean if you're gonna boycott anything conservatives and
0:05.8	thus giving a lot of attention why not boycott the god park oh we're engineered to piss you the
0:16.3	how do they know it tastes like penis uh exactly okay i'm sorry god i have to so uh beef jerky is
0:25.1	not not the same texture holy has experienced both beef jerky and cock and she oh my god they are not
0:32.3	the same i declared jubilee everyone's freed of their debts dammit okay perfect happy summer everybody
0:43.0	yeah this is debt free summer
0:57.9	enter the sacred sanctuary of knowledge and wisdom where the divine whispers its secrets
1:05.5	behold the god pod awaits welcome humans i'm god thank you so much for joining me on the show
1:14.4	once again we've got a fun show for you today we've got the top 10 things right wingers will protest
1:20.8	next we've got world news we're gonna discuss such as uh this chick filet boycott starting today
1:28.7	which is pretty funny debt ceiling discussions lots of other stuff we've got some questions and ask
1:34.8	God from our listeners and we've got a nice segment of what would Jesus do questions there's a
1:41.2	question in there about Taylor Swift Jesus just for you yeah it's gonna be fun but before we get
1:49.2	to that i want to remind you uh you can support this show at patreon.com slash god pod you can
1:55.2	join our discord for free you can listen to our podcast for free on any of your podcasting apps
2:02.4	but let's meet my co-host for the day jesus christ and the holy spirit woohoo hey everybody hey holy
2:13.6	has it going oh hey wait a minute that's what happened to the holy spirit you sound like fat
2:20.9	thank you so much i'm just trying out my true self and i ate a lot at six flags this weekend so
2:28.0	maybe i had a lot of burgers six flags heaven i went to six flags heaven which is amazing because
2:35.2	everybody gets a fast pass so nobody waits in line which is rather remarkable love it
2:40.7	everybody gets a fast pass doesn't that kind of destroy the whole system but okay okay i believe
2:46.9	i like it here's how it works here's how it works you go in line and everyone else
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