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The God Pod

Judas Drops Heavenly Bombshells on the God Pod!

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Drama! Betrayal! Penis Jokes! Judas joins Jesus and God to clear his name and reveal the ‘Top Ten Awkward Moments at the Last Supper!’ God and Jesus roast Judas on ‘Interrogate Judas McTraitorface,’ where you’ll finally discover if Judas considered opening a bakery, if he’s frugal, will he ever write that self-help book, what happened to his dream to open a salon, will he become a meteorologist, and much more! On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn what’s the deal with Omnipotence City, what animal is God’s best friend, does God really like humans or is he pretending, can you clog up the channel ‘venting’ in the God Pod Discord, and do babies begin in heaven. On ‘World News,’ God doesn’t have to go back to school in Texas, new survey reveals half of Americans are definitely going to hell even though they still pray to God, Target partners with Satan to sell Pride merch but pulls LGBT+ items – “WTH, Target?!” hypocrite Boebert makes the case for free birth control, the majority of Americans want to curb gun violence, John Fetterman wears magic shorts that makes conservatives’ heads explode, and killer whales teach their kids to “play” with boats. And there's hope in God’s New Commandment, unless you’re a bigot! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on The God Pod.

0:02.4

Join me in welcoming Judas Iscariots.

0:05.4

Do you want to make an opening statement before we put you on trial?

0:08.6

I don't have anything bad to say about either one of you guys.

0:12.0

I've had a lot of good times with both of you.

0:15.0

I think my record speaks for itself.

0:17.8

But look, I just googled my name and it's not good.

0:23.6

Was it a kiss on the lips or a kiss on the cheek?

0:26.4

It started off as a kiss on the cheek, but it didn't end there.

0:29.6

Right, it's an end for a while.

0:32.0

The part that they also left out was they were like,

0:34.0

how are we going to know it's him?

0:35.6

And I was like, he'll be rock hard.

0:39.8

And I was.

0:43.0

I'm on your side.

0:44.2

I know you're real.

0:45.0

I've seen what you can do.

0:46.6

He's so good.

0:47.6

He did the kiss of death and now he's good at kissing us.

0:50.4

He wants to stay.

0:51.8

He wants to stay.

0:52.8

He knows that I'm batching insane.

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