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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Top 10 Monsters of All Time (with Jim Gaffigan)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2022

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

The great Jim Gaffigan (Comedy Monster) joins Tom and Julie to determine the Top 10 Greatest Monsters of All Time! Godzilla, The Babadook, Monster energy drink, Metallica: Some Kind of Monster... Which monsters will make the list and which will get snubbed? Plus Brett recounts a childhood memory about a legendary bike jump called "the Pit." And Joe Rogan's hair salon, Alex Jones talks to Jimmy Jazz, the fingerless glove community, Robert "Twinkle Toes" Durst, Double Threat confidential, Penn Station, grocery store chains, Bam and Phil Margera, the good parts of Daniel Plainview, Tailor on the Toilet, this Shakespeare Business, the Brian Cox McDonald's commercials, the low quality era of television, Gilligan's Island, The Gaffigan Variant, Evel Knievel, and bears are everywhere. LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

forever

0:03.6

I was actually out of bowling alley the other day, and I actually saw Joe Rogan there who's getting his hair done

0:09.2

He put his head in that put his head in the ball cleaner in the ball polish or he goes there

0:13.6

That's his beauty parlour

0:16.2

Get a little gets a little buff gets a little

0:21.6

And then snaps it on his head to one last snap and then that's

0:25.4

Then he's ready to talk for five hours about

0:28.6

Comedy

0:58.6

But when you talk for five hours, he says like seven words

1:07.0

Because he speaks slowly, right? Didn't you speak slowly? He's so boring

1:11.6

It's the biggest one the biggest sense this clown commits is that he's boring

1:17.4

He's boring. Yeah, he's a bad broadcaster

1:22.6

Alex Jones isn't boring

1:25.0

He's good. I like him. I don't like what he's gonna say. Ain't you only it's me Alex Jones

1:31.8

The men with the two shortest necks I've ever seen

1:36.6

The other day I got a new

1:41.6

I can't do it or my voice. I won't have a voice for the show if I don't like that for 30 more seconds

1:47.6

I would actually love to compare Jimmy's diet with Joe Rogan's diet. Yeah

1:53.0

And then Joe Rogan finds out that Jimmy eats more meat and he like has a nervous breakdown

1:57.8

Yeah, I got to eat more meat than cats

2:00.4

or he gives

2:02.4

Jimmy a show on his little podcast now

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