I Gotta Get Me One of these Cyanide Tablets

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Double Threat returns for the Double Deuce with a rundown of 2022 New Year's Resolutions for the podcast as mandated by their network. Including - More Trending Topics! Make a 900 Number! Record a One Hit Wonder! Plus an update on the latest TeePublic email, the giant topiary chicken, and Brett's Lemon Delights. Also James Corden vehicular manslaughter, planning Cindy Adams' birthday party, RIP Betty White, RIP Joan Didion, Tom and Julie imitate each other, Carey Grant tries to buy a ticket for Urinetown, cyanide tablets, apartment birds, burlesque, McDonald's dinner party, packing a lip, what Charles Manson thinks of Ted Bundy, Rumpelstiltskin, Tom and Julie's sloopband, Goofus and Gallant and Gary, The Creep and the Cage, Hot Stuff, fencing, Julie's 3rd Grade performance of Oh! Calcutta!, David Crosby's turkey basters, red equals green, new britches, and attractive horrible people.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*What Charles Manson Thinks of Ted Bundy https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQmakk

*900 Numbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3Aj9p5KUs

*John Stossel Interviews Wrestler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

*The Cherry Pie Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKt0EEwv6Q

*Elizabeth from Knoxville Remix https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQqKVR

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0:00.0	Attention all Double Threat fans!
0:02.0	We have a very exciting announcement for you!
0:06.0	And we wanted you, our biggest supporters, to be the first to know.
0:10.0	Starting Wednesday, August 27th, we will be releasing a brand new video every week on our YouTube channel.
0:17.0	And that's YouTube.com slash at Double ThreatPod.
0:21.6	Each week we'll be giving you a bite-sized look at some of our favorite moments from the show.
0:27.4	Plus, a back catalog of our most treasured clips we've unearthed over the past few years.
0:34.1	Which will be, who decided this?
0:36.4	Which will be known as the clipped crypt.
0:39.2	I'm going to, I'm not here to give notes, but the only thing I'll say in this one, maybe
0:42.6	try to cut the horror and disgust of this thing being called the clip crypt.
0:48.5	Plus, a back catalog of our most treasured clips we've unearthed over the past few years.
0:54.1	Which will be known as the clip crypt.
0:58.4	And you know what the best part is?
1:00.6	It's 100% free.
1:04.2	That was my favorite one because you were trying to be polite by putting your hand in front of your mouth.
1:08.9	It was so much spicier than I anticipated.
1:12.7	So do us a favor, please. Head on over to YouTube.com slash at Double ThreatPot and subscribe right now.
1:19.8	And don't worry, you'll still receive a brand new episode of this great program every week, same as always.
1:26.0	So we'll see you there on Wednesday, August 27th with a brand new video.
1:29.8	And the week after that?
1:31.1	And the week after that.
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