Top 10 Loser Lines of 2025
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 18 minutes
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We're counting down our TEN FAVORITE Loser Line Clips of the entire year!
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| 0:00.0 | All right, we're going to take you on a wild ride today. |
| 0:01.8 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:02.2 | That is just all there is to say about it. Welcome to the second date podcast. And today is something you've never heard before if this is the only podcast you listen to of ours. This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, of course. But it's called The Loser Line. Yes. Yeah. And we do it once a week on our main feed, Brooke and Jeffrey. We've been giving out a fake phone number to our listeners for literally over a decade. And once you have the loser line phone number, which is actually even gone viral on Reddit, do you remember when that happened? Totally. It ruined it. It doesn't go. It goes straight to our voicemail here at the station. And then we get to play the weird, creepy messages that people leave. Yeah. So this is a compilation of the best of the year. Okay. I think we're all on the same page now. Hopefully. And if you guys don't get it, you will once you hear it. Yeah. It'll make sense very shortly. Let us know what you think. Of course, in the comments. Your top 10 loser lines of 2025 starting right now. |
| 0:57.2 | It's almost the end of the year. But before we can put some flowers on this thing and lower it down into the ground forever, there is one all important tradition that we have to do on this show. |
| 1:09.8 | Oh, really? You can't see us right now, but all the boys are dressed in our fancy tuxedos. |
| 1:15.6 | I was wondering. |
| 1:16.6 | And the women are in floor-length ball gowns that will turn back into mu-moos at the stroke of 12. |
| 1:22.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.6 | Brooks got like a 14-foot cigarette. |
| 1:25.6 | You know those long, classy ones? |
| 1:27.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.1 | She always does. |
| 1:29.2 | Because we're celebrating the best loser line voicemails of the past year. |
| 1:33.7 | Yay! |
| 1:34.1 | We've combed through them all selected our top 10 favorite ones. |
| 1:37.9 | We're going to play them for you next. |
| 1:41.3 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 1:43.5 | And wow, can you believe almost an entire year has gone by... |
| 1:48.4 | No. |
| 1:49.0 | Goes by quick. |
| 1:50.7 | And not really too much exciting has happened. |
| 1:53.3 | I mean, TikTok was shut down and then relaunched and then relaunched and then relaunched again. |
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