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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Escalator Escape

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.71.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

The woman on the phone today says she was FORCED to confront her biggest fear in the first 5 minutes of her date. We’ll figure out what she’s so scared of in your Second Date Update podcast!

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0:00.0

Okay, I will admit I was a little judgey today in the second date update. Just today, huh? But seriously, what is she thinking? I really like your new comment, quote, waste your pretty. I'm going to say you start using that for that one. Yeah, don't waste your pretty. I've heard that on. Oh, God, I use that all the time. Don't waste your pretty. All right, you'll understand what's going on here in a second because we got a brand new episode for you. But first, comments. Alan Jameson said, I'm so glad I found the podcast so late in the game. Y'all's laughs and antics are the perfect thing to drown out the construction noises while at work. Hey. He's got he found it late so you can binge, huh? Yeah, yeah, there it is. How loud you have to have us to not hear construction noise? Yeah, like jackhammer?

0:39.4

Yeah. Hey, you thought he found it late so you can binge, huh? Yeah, yeah, there it is. I wonder how loud you have to have us to not hear construction noise. Yeah, like jackhammers?

0:41.0

Yeah.

0:41.5

Or which one gives you a headache first?

0:43.5

Yeah, true.

0:44.3

You know, honestly.

0:45.2

Hey, your brand new episode starts right now.

0:48.4

Second Date Update.

0:51.5

Something I've learned since I started working on this show is not everybody necessarily dates for true love.

1:00.0

Oh, that's for sure.

1:00.8

It was this show that had to teach you that?

1:02.6

Not high school, college.

1:04.5

No, I have a personal experience.

1:06.6

No, I was very much in the Disney mindset.

1:09.3

You go out to fall in love.

1:28.2

I know, that's so cute. I just want to pat the top of your head. I learned some people date for just the free meal. Some people date because their horoscope told them to. That's actually true. Some people date because their spouse wanted to try opening up the relationship. So now it's a table for three at the rainforest cafe. And that always works out. Why are you at the rainforest cafe? Have you had their

1:33.1

volcano dessert, bro? Sorry. Those mango tango dacarees cannot come fast enough. But they serve alcohol.

1:40.5

They sure do. One of our listeners, Jamie, wrote us in her email saying she had a different reason for hopping on to the dating apps.

1:48.0

And I'd like to find out what that is. Jamie, welcome to the show.

1:51.5

Hey, how are you? Are you ready to shock, Jeffrey?

1:54.6

Yes. My whole world is about to be rocked. What is it that made you or who is it that made you get on the apps?

2:21.5

I've just been trying to get myself back out there. I've been in a few relationships that didn't work out recently. And so I'm just trying to get my confidence back up. I don't really assume I'm going to fall in love immediately, but you know. Okay, that feels normal. You're what they say like going through the motions. Just to like get back in. You're like, let's go on a day. Let's see what happens. I don't know. Okay, that feels normal. You're what they say, like, going through the motions.

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