Toothless
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5.0 • 944 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Summary
Can dentists go to heaven? That's the question that only Toothless (1997) is bold enough to ask, and also bold enough to answer: No.
This is what dead dentist Dr. Katherine Lewis discovers after she is hit by a car and wakes up in limbo, and discovers that, as punishment for her life of fixing people's mouths, she is sentenced to be the tooth fairy, visiting children's homes unseen to collect their teeth and exchange them for shiny silver coins, until such time as the powers that be decide that she has served her time and can go to heaven. But in an interesting twist, it turns out that Katherine is bad at this and so before long, she's chatting to kids, giving them advice and occasionally watching their dads undress. Will Katherine be able to make it to heaven despite her many, many crimes? Does Disney realise that not every country has the concept of a tooth fairy? And if your movie's script is bad, is it enough to just do the cabbage patch and hope for the best? Listen and find out!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates for team X-blades with a leprechaun who plays basketball. |
| 0:09.0 | Come to my smart house. |
| 0:11.0 | My alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook. and welcome to mom can't cook a decom podcast. |
| 0:27.1 | I am one of your hosts, Luke Westaway. |
| 0:29.3 | And I'm the other host, Andy Farron. |
| 0:30.6 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:31.8 | Luke, just before we get started, I just talk to you off mic for a second. |
| 0:35.1 | Yeah, sure. |
| 0:36.0 | At least, yeah. |
| 0:37.4 | Go on. What is it? We should probably talk before we start mic for a second. Yeah, sure. I think, yeah. Go on. |
| 0:37.8 | What is it? |
| 0:38.3 | We should probably talk before we start the podcast every time we do this. |
| 0:42.9 | And it seems like I've got something to tell you. But okay, fine. We always have something to tell each other, don't we? Yeah, I know. It's weird. But anyway, so it's, I mean, it's not important, but on the way to the studio today, I did die. |
| 0:53.1 | Oh, no. |
| 0:54.3 | Sorry. |
| 0:54.7 | Yeah, I was, that's okay. |
| 0:56.4 | It's fine. |
| 0:56.7 | I was hit by a truck. |
| 0:58.1 | Yeah. important, but on the way to the studio today, I did die. Oh, no. |
| 0:54.6 | Sorry. |
| 0:56.3 | Yeah, I was, that's okay. |
| 0:56.7 | It's fine. |
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