Avalon High
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5.0 • 944 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Summary
High school these days is tougher than ever, what with the pressures of social media, the looming spectre of AI and, of course, King Arthur's evil half-brother Mordred, who is always shoving you into lockers and putting plastic ants on your hot dogs.
Or at least he is if you attend Avalon High, a typical American high school that may also be the setting for the resurrection of King Arthur himself, called back to the mortal realm by a world that needs him now more than ever. But can new Avalon High student Allie discover this reincarnated Arthur's true identity? Can Mordred be stopped before he destroys Arthur and several more barbecues? And would a modern day Merlin be really annoying? The answers to these questions and more await!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates for team X-blades with a lepricorn who plays basketball. |
| 0:09.0 | Come to my smart house. |
| 0:11.0 | My alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook |
| 0:26.7 | Hello everyone and welcome to Mom Can't Cook a Decom podcast. |
| 0:28.5 | I'm one of your hosts, Andy Farron. |
| 0:30.4 | And I'm the other host, Luke Westaway. |
| 0:32.2 | Andy, pretty exciting news. |
| 0:32.5 | Okay. |
| 0:36.6 | I received an interesting proposition in my email inbox. |
| 0:37.3 | It was from... Okay, what did I tell you about those? |
| 0:38.9 | You told me to seize opportunities, Carpe diem. |
| 0:42.6 | Okay. |
| 0:42.9 | And that's what I've done. |
| 0:44.6 | And boy, was this an opportunity? |
| 0:46.2 | An ancient tome that someone owned, a man called Gary, and he invited me around... |
| 0:51.7 | Ancient Gary. |
| 0:52.5 | Ancient Gary. |
| 0:53.3 | He invited me around to his garage, and he showed me this tone. To his garriage. To his garriage. And it contains the instructions and the prophecy regarding the return of Sherlock Holmes. That's right. The return of... Sherlock Holmes. What, they're going to put out some new books? |
| 1:12.4 | I think he's out of copyright now, actually. |
| 1:26.5 | So you can just write a Sherlock Holmes book if you want, which is pretty good. No, no, no. I mean, the real one's coming back. I mean, the real Sherlock Holmes is coming back. This book foretells it that Gary made. Right. I mean, it owns. It does look a bit like Gary made it. Yeah, but it's ancient. |
| 1:28.5 | The pages aren't really stuck in. |
| 1:29.6 | Like Gary, it's ancient. |
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