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Inside the Closet

Tooth Popping and Balls Flying

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk stress, food psychology, a comedy of errors at a corporate gig, and performing for seven thousand gays while things inevitably go awry. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! ~ Check out BEING Trans, From Lemonada Media’s BEING Studios, wherever you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeans come to you.

0:02.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane.

0:03.5

I'm Emma Wilman.

0:04.5

And this is Inside the Closet.

0:06.0

Inside the Closet.

0:09.5

Welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet.

0:12.5

It's me, Emma Wilman with.

0:14.0

A flustered Mateo Lane.

0:16.0

That's his new name.

0:17.0

He's changed it legally, folks.

0:19.0

I identify as flustered.

0:21.0

I'm too busy.

0:23.0

I get it.

0:24.0

Are you sleeping?

0:25.0

Everything's starting to really piss me off.

0:27.0

I thought you were going to say everything's starting to really pick up.

0:29.5

No, I'm good, but it's just like I'm like I came in today with a bad attitude.

0:33.5

I get it.

0:34.5

Sometimes you wake up on the wrong side of the bed for me literally because I think I have

0:37.5

problems with direction and sensory stuff.

0:40.5

But anyway, so after.

0:43.5

You're loud.

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