Welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet. Before we get into it, we're going to just give you guys some show dates that we've got coming up May 26. I will be at the Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon. And then right after that, I am going to be in Denver, Colorado at the improv.

All tickets are going to be at I am a Wilman dot com or go to my Instagram or TikTok page. I've got the, I've got the URL in the link. Thank you guys.

Hey, if you want to see me May 20, 21st, Zany's Nashville, Tennessee, I will be at LaHoya, California, aka San Diego at the Comedy Store June 24 and 25th. And the Miami improv July 22 and 23rd.

Mateo Lane Comedy dot com for tickets. Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman. And this is Inside the Closet.

Okay, here we are with another episode of Inside the Closet. If you guys have been waiting at the edge of your seat all week, here's the story. You won't believe it.

So don't you hate it when someone builds up a story too much and you're like, you fucking fuck.

You're in your bad at storytelling and a waiter always interrupts me in the middle of it.

Oh, everything goes wrong. It's like when someone brings you up on stage to two. If you're like just doing like an eight minute set and then they're like, get ready for your world to be rocked.

Here we go. Like this person, blah, blah, blah. And you're like, fuck. Please don't be me. Everyone. I just was gonna try to try out a joke about fucking peanuts.

Um, I just thought it was funny because I was on printed zone. So it was a little like, which is a steroid for his years.

But yeah, yeah. And I turned you and said, well, you know, I feel I feel a little anxious because I'm on these steroids and you looked at me and you said, so you're doing steroids.

I support it. Tell me why you did it. And I was like, Emma, I just love you so much. Like if I, you're the kind of friend that I said, Emma, I killed someone and you'd be like, I'll get a shovel.

Don't worry. I'm not telling anybody. We'll find a good place. I never saw anything. Like you'd be great for the mob.

I hope I would be, but I'd also be like, my anxiety is no through the roof. I can't believe you involved me with this. But like, we'll figure it out. But like, I'm definitely stressed.

All right. I want it. I want me to put you on the spot. Yeah. I'm gonna be you. You're your mother. Okay. And what would your mother say?

Mom, look, I accidentally killed someone. Oh, Emma. You what you did. The body's in the back of the car. I need you to help me hide it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I keep what happened? She gets upset. What happened? Why did you do this? It was self defense.

You have to go to the police. I have two shovels. No, I can't be involved in this. Emma. You have to go to the police. I'm so upset. You had so much to live for. I'm so upset.

I am so upset. You have to call your sister. Have you called your father? That's what she would do. She would be so, she would be really pissed at me.

If it was, and she'd help me get a lawyer and stuff like that, I would fucking hope. Please, Susan, Susan Cheever Swedish. Weaver, she came to a show on Friday in Beverly, Massachusetts.

And it was, it was, it was a really, it was a fun show. And I put her behind something so I couldn't see her from the stage. But she said that she was like, she was like, you know, I turned to the people next to me. And I said, how do you know Emma?

And they were like, what? Yeah. She was, how, how do you guys know? Do you guys come to the club tonight? Or how do you, did you know I'm was going to be here? How do you guys know Emma? And they said TikTok. And she was like, oh, I'm her mother. And they were like, oh my God, really? And she was like, yep. And then I was like, then what happened? She's like, then they kind of looked at me and I look at them. And we just sat there. And I was like, good times.

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