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It's a good one for you this week.

In these clips from three years ago,

the Conservative Party were pretending

that they were the party of law and order.

A woman had problems with her eggs,

and Vlad enjoyed his big table.

Shut up.

I can't.

Woodbridge, Martin again.

Hello, darling. Can you hear me?

No. You keep asking me that.

You can't hear me?

Nope.

Really?

Yes, really.

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