Took an Axe - Lizze Borden

History Dweebs - A look at True Crime, Murders, Serial Killers and the Darkside of History

Tim Scott

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4 • 619 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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In 1892, Lizzie Borden stood trial for the brutal axe murders of her father and stepmother.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome once again to History Dweaves. I'm Tim. Welcome to our podcast. And as we get closer to Halloween, the podcasts get creepier and creepier. Today we're going to do a story on Lizzie Borden. Of course, Lizzie was an American woman who back in 1892 was accused of
0:23.9	killing and hacking to death her father and stepmother in Falls River, Massachusetts.
0:30.7	She was eventually acquitted of that crime. That crime remains unresolved to this day, but we're
0:36.5	going to talk about Lizzie and get into that crime remains unresolved to this day but we're going to talk about Lizzie
0:38.7	and get into that crime
0:41.2	and all those dastardly deeds
0:44.2	but before we do let me introduce our panel
0:46.6	I'm joined by always
0:49.1	by the very lovely, very talented
0:52.1	and very semi-intelligent, Brandy.
0:58.3	How are you today, Brandy?
0:59.4	Really?
1:00.3	Semi-intelligent?
1:02.1	Well, semi-means not quite all the way.
1:04.8	Yes, thank you.
1:06.3	Quasi.
1:07.1	She's quasi-internity.
1:08.6	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1:10.5	I mean, she's not full-blown intelligent. Right. That's why I was clear. Yeah. Okay. But how are you today, Randy? Well, it was better 30 seconds ago. Are you excited to talk about this topic? Because crazy women, potential lesbians, they're kind of like your favorite topics.
1:27.9	What?
1:26.6	Okay. You played softball? Did you play college softball? Yeah. Okay. All right. And could you swing a bat? Yeah. Okay. So we're going to give you. We're going to be swinging things. We're going to. It's right up your alley, girl. We're going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you were heterosexual.
2:17.6	She was a lesbian during college. But let's say, were there, were they lesbians on your team? Yes. Okay. Were they lipstick lesbians or the ugly kind? How's Chuck? Let's talk about Chuck. No, I want to know, did you take showers with these lesbians? No. And what they look like? Did you have pillow fights with the lesbians? No. Were they little tetties? Yeah. No. Come on, tell us some college stories. Damn. No. We'll talk about this later. You're not old enough to hear my college stories.
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