Too Much TV, Too Little Rosé

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Jackie invites you into her libation fueled Monday television night marathon. She discusses all of today's pressing issues like feminism, the return of Ashlee Holmes, raising children and why to never date someone who has super white shoelaces. Grab a bottle, put your snuggie on and let Jackie say all the things you have the social decency not to say out loud.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, I'm Jackie Shemmel, writer and creator of the Bitch Bible blog turned
0:12.9	chart-topping podcast, lover of Costco hot dogs, humanitarian, and television, aficionado.
0:22.0	Not to tickle your pickle too primarily, but we have some really amazing guests coming
0:26.2	on in the next month, so I wanted to take this time to once again binge on all the reasons
0:31.0	I refuse to make social plans at night.
0:33.4	I've said it once, and I'll say it again.
0:36.0	It's not a guilty pleasure if you don't feel guilty about it.
0:40.0	Reality TV is a place to escape, learn from others' mistakes, and subsequently feel
0:44.9	more mentally stable, which is hard to do for me.
0:48.3	In a world with violence and racism and natural disasters, don't you just want to see
0:52.2	Vicki Gumbelsen do tequila shots or Sony Morgan get butt banged by a pirate?
0:57.1	I know I sure as Buck Doe.
0:59.2	Jackie Shemmel, bringing laughter back to 2016.
1:03.0	I have transitioned this week from Martinez to a jubilant keg of Rose, side note with
1:09.0	Spring Angel, please send me some booze, please.
1:12.8	And now I'm ready to get involved, so sit tight and join me on this journey.
1:20.1	For obvious reasons, we have to start with Real Housewives of New Jersey.
1:25.0	It premiered last night.
1:26.3	I've already watched it 65 times.
1:28.9	And before we start this off, I need people to understand that I am the very proud owner
1:33.0	of a free tree tank top.
1:36.0	I love her dangerously low hairline.
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