Welcome, friends. To the How-To-Harratic. I'm Uncle Dan. And I'm Uncle Doug. And this is your

user's guide to life on the fucking outside.

That's right.

Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world. Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we are here.

We're your auntie uncles.

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get the one that we know of,

so you better make the most of us.

Ooh, check a look! Guys, hey, well hello, what's happening? All the things. Yeah, all the things. Yeah, everything is happening. That's what. Yeah. State fairs, asteroid strikes. You know, as we speak, as we speak, yeah, there's no answer as to who won the Super Bowl.

No. And yet, by the time our listeners hear this, they will know.

Well, that's the same for the Iowa Caucasus.

Oh, that's the same for the Iowa Caucasus.

Oh, that's that too.

This is an insane confluence of political and Americana.

The Iowa Caucus is the Super Bowl,

and the state of the Union will have all happened between the sound of our voices going out into the

ether and then hitting the eardrums of our non-patron listeners.

And they'll know if Punctatani Phil saw his shadow or not, it's a crazy time.

And Trump might be acquitted at the same time.

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