Gimme a C! - 123
The How-To Heretic
How to Heretic
5.0 • 961 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
This week! Uncle Dan introduces us to some very disappointing vibrators with tuning fork woo, Uncle Doug bothers you after you're dead with baptisms for the dead, and Uncle Mark asks "Were the Nazis atheists"?
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome friend to the how to the how to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm |
| 0:09.6 | Uncle Dan I'm Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside that's right |
| 0:15.6 | Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world but it can also be a scary world |
| 0:21.3 | Nothing okay things work differently now. |
| 0:23.2 | Whoo! Never fear, that's why we're here! |
| 0:26.2 | We're your audio uncles! And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields, |
| 0:30.8 | we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life. |
| 0:34.4 | After all, you only get the one that we know of, so you better make the most of it. |
| 0:38.3 | Wahoo! Guys, oh boy, once more unto the breach we throw ourselves in the service of our listeners, our patrons, and the world at large. |
| 0:57.0 | The breach or the britches. |
| 0:59.0 | The britches. |
| 1:00.0 | The britches. |
| 1:01.0 | Right in the britches. |
| 1:02.0 | Hey, how was your week? Can I tell you about Britches? |
| 1:03.8 | What'd you got? I tell you something that happened this week because I just thought it really it |
| 1:08.0 | encapsulates me completely this incident. So I was in a big meeting big boardroom and I'm supposed to give a big |
| 1:15.9 | presentation big video presentation PowerPoint thing and I sit back in my chair as |
| 1:20.7 | everybody's kind of getting settled it and cross my legs and I drop my hand in my lap and |
| 1:26.2 | I somehow hit myself in the balls so hard I couldn't breathe for like a full minute. How does that happen? I just like six inches of movement in my |
| 1:37.1 | hand and I nearly threw up. Ladies and gentlemen, your audio uncles are not the smartest. |
| 1:43.2 | Nope. |
| 1:44.2 | It's just, we can't guarantee that, but we love you. |
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