Too Many Beers w/ Garbage Island!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedians and podcast hosts Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor from Stuff Island! You know Stuff Island from Matt & Shanes Secret Podcast, Kill Tony, stand up comedy, Tires, This is Not Happening, Whiskey Ginger w/ Andrew Santino, Look at Dish, You Be Trippin' podcast and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Open Phone: Get started free, plus get 20% off your first 6 months at https://Quo.com/GARBAGEBrunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE ExpressVPN: Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:14.1	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:19.7	Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Garbage Island. I'm your host, A. Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She's already passed the fuck out. We wrote Dickhead all over her forehead. Mike, Coase is coming at you from right next to me.
0:39.5	He is the CEO of Are You Garbage.
0:42.9	He is an international businessman of my best pal in a whole way of ward, and I'd love him.
0:44.7	Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
0:45.3	What up, gang.
0:45.7	Shout out to you.
0:46.4	Thanks for tuning in.
0:47.6	They're not going to let me get through this.
0:48.0	We love you.
0:48.7	Thanks for tuning in.
1:33.8	Check out patreon garage beers. Shamedless plug. You're a sponsor on the show. Shout out to the Kelsey brothers. The boys are in. And speaking of boys being in, we got two of the best and brightest. Yeah. Our two bests. Not a half in the bag. Not today. They've been out in the sun eating zeppily for the last 72 hours. Giving up for Chris O'Connor, Tommy Pope of Stuff Island, baby. Oh, man. The boys are here. What a pleasure to be back. What a pleasure to be back. Garage beers are flowing. They're nice. Thank you, buddy. This is fine. Just to set the stage for the listener out there. I got a text. You wonder what you were doing on your phone. At 8.18 a.m. drinking at spring lounge for a little bit if you're around, L.O.L.
1:38.7	818. You're at the bar going, who else could I invite here?
1:40.7	You're not even at the bar having a good time.
1:42.1	For a nightcap on a Monday?
1:46.1	Roll up. And you'll see I invite you there a couple weeks ago.
1:46.8	Sure.
1:58.7	Because we planned on drinking at 8 a.m. A. a long time ago. This guy, 8 a.m. getting after it. You know, our Judy and Punch closed out in Astoria. It did. Yeah. No. Pretty sure. Maggie's all still open? Maggie's still cooking.
2:02.3	Connor's got the million yards stare already.
2:03.8	Dude, my eyes.
2:04.6	Maggie's strong.
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