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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Katherine Blanford!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Katherine Blanford! You know Katherine Blanford from stand up comedy, Bertcast w/ Bert Kreischer, Coastal Idiots, First Date, The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast, Trash Tuesday, KFC Radio, Community Service w/ Craig Conant and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Tushy: Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code GARBAGE at https://hellotushy.com/GARBAGE Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GARBAGE.Trade Coffee: For a limited time, Trade is giving 50% off a month of cold brew. That’s around 60 cups of cold brew, for 50% off when you go to https://drinktrade.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:14.1

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

0:19.6

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find that after you it to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She just got back from doing the Roershack test, okay?

0:39.7

Crazy. at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootty's in the new edition. She just got back

0:37.5

from doing the Rorschach test. Okay. Crazy. My coes is coming here from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman of my best pal in the whole wide world and I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. as always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available,

0:55.8

YouTube, full video available.

0:55.8

YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify. And our boys are climbing a charts over there. Yes, sir. And obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com slash jar you garbage. Go over there to get all that bonus content. Uh-huh. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have her incredibly,

1:10.2

and I mean incredibly special guests,

1:12.3

here with us today for the first time.

1:13.9

She's one of our faves. rap bonus content. Uh-huh. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have her incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest,

1:12.2

here with us today for the first time. She's one of our faves. We've been wanting to have her on the show for a long time. She's a very funny stand-up comedian. You can hear her every week at her amazing podcast, Coastal Idiots, with our good pal, Mr. Shane Torres. Shout out to him. Give it up for Catherine Blanford.

1:26.3

Everybody, there she is.

1:28.0

Just flew in from L.A. baby.

1:30.1

Just as she said, I said, are we so good? Shane Torres. Shout out to him. Give it up for Catherine Blaineford. Everybody. There she is.

1:28.0

Just flew in from L.A. baby. Just as she said, I said, are we so good? She goes, I just landed. That was like an hour ago. Actually, she didn't plan from Laleigh. She flew in from Kentucky where she was at a music festival doing mushrooms. Doing mushrooms with Pete Lee. And now you're, you got a, you didn't get a hotel, you got a storage unit that you're staying in Midtown Manhattan.

1:48.1

Yeah. Okay. Add that the Dunkin' Donuts, tall boy that you have in front of you. Can I see the order? Yeah, it's actually kind of. Light roast almond milk one espresso shot. It's not a strong. That's pretty classy.

2:01.7

Well, why light roast? Light roast, that an espresso shot? I didn't ask for light roast. I said, give me drip. And then she looked at me and judged me. This bitch can't handle regular drip. She was checking up the ice. Give me that drip drip. Mm-hmm. Hey, you with the light roast. All right. I'll give you that.

2:17.1

But my pod is...

2:19.3

Man, right into the shameless play. Drip. All right. I'll give you that. But my pod is.

2:20.1

Man, right into the shameless plugs.

2:21.9

I respect this.

2:22.5

Just let me tell you about Pod 39.

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