Too Long Did Read (It): “Gabe’s Wedding Dress Code That Didn’t Happen” with Ella and Amy
Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
City kids v suburbs kids. Ella reveals her history of tagging and graffiti as a youth. R/digitalminimalism asks what people did before cellphones. Amy recounts her neighborhood’s infamous “naked running guy.” Next, what it’s like to play sports in a religious high school league. r/partyplanning brings us a kid who wants a butt-themed birthday party. And finally, some ideas for chaotic adult party games.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to TLDRI. Too Long did read it. Thank you to Alison Raskin for handing this show over to me. |
| 0:12.4 | And I think this was her title that she came up with. But either way, I don't, and you don't say RIP. |
| 0:18.1 | Either way, like, salute to you, Allison. |
| 0:21.9 | As a reminder, she does get 10% of this show. |
| 0:25.4 | So please stay subscribed because it does still help her and her burgeoning family. |
| 0:31.7 | My guess, once again, if you'd like to introduce yourselves, are Ella and Amy. |
| 0:36.4 | Do you want to give a refresher? |
| 0:38.2 | Yes. Hi, I'm Ella. |
| 0:40.1 | I work in social media. |
| 0:42.1 | Gabe and I used to work together. |
| 0:43.5 | Amy's my girlfriend. |
| 0:44.7 | And we have a podcast together. |
| 0:46.4 | I'm Amy. |
| 0:47.0 | We did the very gay thing and started a podcast together. |
| 0:50.1 | You have to. |
| 0:51.3 | You have to. |
| 0:52.3 | I remember when Allison and I, when we were both women and someone, people used to ask me like, |
| 1:01.5 | what I have a crush on my straight breast friend? |
| 1:03.4 | What should I do? |
| 1:04.2 | And I was like, girl, I don't know, start a YouTube channel together, probably keep doing that |
| 1:08.6 | for 10 years. |
| 1:09.5 | Like, I don't know what to tell you. |
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