Too High, Too Soon

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Justin Moorhouse joins Jason this week! Topics for discussion... 1 - This is PRE-recorded, OK Seinfeld! 2 - Jason Manford, 'The Nation's sweetheart'...unless it's your birthday 3 - Massive news surrounding the classic Sunday roast 4 - Jason has decided to run his own McDonalds from his kitchen...minus the eggs 5 - The funeral crasher 6 - The 'Justin Moment'. Spiritual guidance from your co-host 7 - Too High, Too Soon. That moment when you hand out a stupid punishment to your kids

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin
0:18.0	as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?
0:26.0	The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range.
0:28.0	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason Manford.
0:34.2	Absolute Radio.
0:35.8	We're real music matters.
0:38.1	Good morning Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:41.8	This is pre-recorded. We did this, what day is it? Wednesday, yeah.
0:46.5	Yeah.
0:47.5	A little more else.
0:48.5	So I don't mean to pull you up in the very first part of the show. But know we always say that don't we it pre-recorded
0:54.4	of course it's pre-recorded it's just recorded isn't it?
1:03.0	What's the deal with pre-recording things?
1:06.0	The very notion of it being record means pre?
1:10.0	You watch this new thing?
1:12.0	Yeah. Oh, yeah, interesting. All right. I mean I enjoyed it as a yeah. I enjoyed it as a comic. He's a technical master. Yeah. Does he make your life off? No. Does he make your laugh for your head off? No.
1:23.0	Does he extract every single bit out of something funny?
1:26.0	Oh, it's gone.
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