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The Jason Manford Show

Chicken Wings

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This Sunday, Jason is joined by Allyson June Smith and the topics, mainly food-focused, included... 1 - Sunday Moaning: The food shop delivery substitutes 2 - First World problems: Bananas for Bananas 3 - Food Confessions: Caught me eating chicken wings 4 - Being Posh 5 - Knock-Knock jokes gone wrong 6 - "Oh God, Graham's here" 7 - New Absolute Radio Decades stations including Absolute TV Theme Tunes and Absolute Football Chants

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bird's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness, that's steamy. Jason Manford on Absolute Radio.

0:35.0

Good morning, Jason Manford on Absolute Radio.

0:40.0

Hope you're very well this morning.

0:42.0

Allison Jude Smith is my guest. radio hope you're very well this morning.

0:42.6

Allison June Smith is my guest.

0:44.2

Oh, good morning.

0:45.2

Nice to see you again.

0:46.2

Nice to see you too.

0:47.1

Lovely stuff.

0:48.6

Cricky, what I tell you was a full-on morning just getting here.

0:51.6

I was going to say you've already had quite a palava.

0:54.0

Oh my goodness. Well, I have all the situations where just, I've got, you know, the kids are at home, you know, and it's just me and them.

1:02.0

And obviously I've got to wait for child care on a Sunday morning to which is invariably

1:08.2

as my parents nine times out of ten of my folks right and? And, uh, or my partner, she's around, but she's not around.

1:15.2

So it's just my parents, mostly when I'm in Manchester.

1:19.2

And, uh, but you know when you're following somebody's night out on Facebook.

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