Too Country to Function
Sorry We're Cyrus
Brandi and Tish Cyrus
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
PSA Stoners, Tish is fine; anxiety is just hard sometimes! Everyone and their mother have been reaching out, but Tizzle is a-okay now! She’s excited to share some Hopetown updates before they dive into Off-limits. Dear MT has them chatting about having a close bond with your children (including scarring Brandi about never having sex ever in her life), finding a new place to put down some roots, and anxiety around breast reductions, which was a life-changing decision for MT that she can’t recommend enough. Tish then chats about her new chair and copy of Nashville Wives. Stay tuned for Nashville Wives: The True Story, coming… one day. Maybe. Bye!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey y'all, I'm Brandy Cyrus. |
| 0:04.6 | Wait, are we live? |
| 0:06.2 | And that's my mom, Tish. |
| 0:13.0 | Sorry, she's stoned. |
| 0:23.0 | How's it going? |
| 0:24.2 | It's going? |
| 0:26.7 | I thought my hair was going to dry, but it didn't. |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, I just cut mine myself. |
| 0:32.3 | You do this a lot. |
| 0:33.3 | I do. |
| 0:35.1 | And, okay, let me just put back here. |
| 0:35.9 | It's a little thick. |
| 0:38.9 | Like, see, if my hair's shorter, I need my weave to be a little thinner but honestly it looks really good right because it's usually like you're so nuts |
| 0:44.5 | I like it so much better a little shorter maybe I'll go so I was looking like maybe like that |
| 0:51.3 | that's a little more or is it more like this? |
| 0:57.1 | That looks good. |
| 0:57.9 | Do you like that? |
| 0:59.6 | I like that, yes. |
| 1:01.7 | I think it's really cute. |
| 1:02.8 | And I wanted to be all shaggy, like not like, boring. |
| 1:06.8 | I feel like I need a little like 70 shagg. |
| 1:10.3 | I was going to say that, like the fringy, if you're going to keep all the extensions. |
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