Men are garbage!!
Sorry We're Cyrus
Brandi and Tish Cyrus
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Buckle in y’all; it’s time for a wake n’ bake! Your hosts are recording at 9:30am but that doesn’t stop Tizzle from having “the pot” and a Celsius in her hand. Also, PSA that we (MT) had some serious audio issues this week, so please forgive the chaos. You have to admit, it’s very on-brand though. Brandi is hooked on The Summer I Turned Pretty even though it’s for 15-year-olds and Tish shares a hilariously unfortunate situation she was in when meeting Kevin Costner (Kev for short, because they’re besties). Ya’ll called in with some amazing Dear MTs that allow Brandi to talk about her favorite topic: men being trash. Plus, we’ve got some High Design and advice on what to do if your partner doesn’t like it when you smoke!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey y'all, I'm Brandy Cyrus. |
| 0:04.6 | Wait, are we live? |
| 0:06.2 | And that's my mom, Tish. |
| 0:13.0 | Sorry, she's stoned. |
| 0:20.2 | Tits. |
| 0:23.7 | We're on time crunch. |
| 0:25.0 | Are you? |
| 0:25.5 | Yeah, we're already an hour late for the day. |
| 0:27.8 | And it just started. |
| 0:29.2 | You good? |
| 0:30.0 | I think so. |
| 0:31.4 | Are we reporting? |
| 0:32.3 | Yes. |
| 0:33.0 | Okay great. |
| 0:35.2 | She's not stoned enough, y'all. |
| 0:36.8 | I think, can you hit it once or twice your little penske but like |
| 0:40.0 | so stoners we're doing a wake and bank today yeah well because we were supposed to record last night and |
| 0:45.4 | my mom's like i got to get my hair done at 3 30 y'all it took three hours maybe longer okay so guys |
| 0:52.9 | i have this thing and i think think my mom scarred me because my mom would not let me have my hair. |
| 1:00.9 | Like, my mother, she loves long hair, and I think it's because her mother didn't let her have long hair. |
| 1:08.8 | Oh. |
| 1:09.1 | Like us mothers just really like. Like to control? So whatever. So mom wouldn't let her have long hair. Oh. Like, us mothers just really like... |
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