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The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Tonsils, Civil War, One Night Stands | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.64.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back for another exciting episode of The Sarah Silverman Podcast! Tune in to hear your best friend, Sarah, talk about taking out her tonsils, one night stands, and more!  Thank you to our sponsors!  Füm Head to BreatheFum.com/SARAH and use promo code SARAH to save 10% off your entire order Calm Head to Calm.com/SARAH for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/ You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast.   Keep up with Sarah on Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/sarahkatesi... and on Twitter @ https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

Hi everybody, it's your best friend, Sarah. It's official. I have scheduled my ton

0:18.9

to like to me and I'm so sad about it. I know that if someone called in and said

0:24.6

this, I'd be like, what are you gonna spend all your free time being sad about it? And

0:28.3

then you have it and then you've got to recuperate and I should just live it up and not think

0:32.8

about it until it happens when it's scheduled and I'll do what I have to do in a, that's it.

0:38.8

But boy, I went in for my meeting with my, the surgeon and there's so much shit you got

0:45.1

to do before you get your trousers. I have to like get all these tests and get it to

0:49.4

do all this pre-op stuff and, uh, I just get scared about doing a, uh, technically elective

0:57.0

surgery though. I got a second opinion. I mean, I definitely have to get my tonsils

1:01.0

out. But I didn't have to get my tonsils out. I would not. But I've been told that I

1:06.6

need to get my tonsils out because I had that big surgery where I almost died. That was

1:13.1

an emergency surgery on my throat. Then, uh, that after that, you know, I was like in a coma

1:20.5

for eight, seven days, I, it was a big traumatic thing. But I lived. I had a 50, 50 chance of

1:28.5

survival. But I lived. That was right after I first met, uh, right before I first met you,

1:34.4

Rudge. And then, uh, like a year ago, so the doctor said, this is a fluke. What happened?

1:43.4

You're, it's never going to happen to you again. A one in a trillion chance. Well, one in a

1:48.6

trillion happened. And it happened again. But I caught it earlier, but it was with no numbing

1:54.6

nothing. He just in the office, like pride my jaws open and went in with a needle. And I was

2:06.2

screaming. I was flailing. I was, you know, your human body just fights to survive. And he stabbed

2:14.4

this abscess down in my throat through my mouth and had to drain it. My poor love, Rory was

2:23.1

standing there watching me scream and cry and in worse pain than the surgery. Because I think

2:31.7

during the surgery, this gave me like all the morphine in the world. So anyway, here we go.

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