Tongue Kissing, Maga, Drugs | The Sarah Silverman Podcast
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2022
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone it's your best friend Sarah and you know I'm very you know I like weed but |
| 0:23.2 | I also am very like um not anal about it or like I I'm a light you know I'm a |
| 0:31.1 | stoner but I'm a lightweight but I do like to kind of drug myself to sleep and |
| 0:35.9 | then I worry about like am I like Judy Garland or something you know so I'll |
| 0:40.3 | tell Rory everything I took just so someone else knows everything in my body |
| 0:45.1 | so I'm like I ate two edibles that's five milligrams each you know I go I |
| 0:51.0 | ate two edibles and had a puff of indica and took one Advil PM and he's like |
| 0:58.8 | did you write a suicide note I go I knew I forgot something but I don't think |
| 1:05.8 | that's too much but I felt a little nervous because I wanted it Advil but then I |
| 1:10.1 | go well I'll take a PM since it's nighttime but then I had already taken like |
| 1:14.9 | indica weed anyway it turned out fine but I thought that was really funny |
| 1:20.6 | because I expected him to be like babe you can't take too much you know whatever |
| 1:24.2 | but it is just weird let's listen to some voice mail |
| 1:43.4 | hi Sarah wow that's crazy to say because like I literally talk about you like |
| 1:49.2 | you're my friend like my friend Sarah this is a Canadian right a boot she there a few |
| 1:57.8 | seconds going by here okay wow why am I so nervous I think I'm so nervous |
| 2:04.9 | because I'm saying these things I love for the first time I had to fire |
| 2:09.6 | someone today and I feel so fucking shitty about it I feel like I ruined |
| 2:17.6 | their lives and I am a life runner and having been on the other side of being fired I |
| 2:26.2 | know how much it sucks so being the one that had to fire someone I mean it's my |
| 2:31.3 | job I'm a manager but it just they hit sucks and I had just caused there were |
| 2:39.6 | many reasons to fire this person but I still really feel shitty about it how |
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