Tommy Learned What Disney Is Like Without Bert’s Big Adventure The Hard Way!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 22 July 2024
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert show because of this cyber outage |
| 0:04.0 | Cassie's husband Chad is in New York |
| 0:08.0 | can't get back my kids in Maryland he can't get back. |
| 0:13.5 | Tommy? |
| 0:14.8 | We can hear. |
| 0:17.8 | So I was a little bit surprised that Tommy was here today because Tommy was in Orlando this weekend at Disney World and I was a little bit |
| 0:25.3 | surprised unless you drove to Orlando we did oh okay yeah I didn't know if you |
| 0:29.6 | flew or drove how was your experience at Disney without Burks Big Adventure? |
| 0:34.0 | Oh, let me point out. There is a difference. |
| 0:38.0 | When we talk about going on Burks Big Adventure, we say we we go VIP but what we mean is we go |
| 0:43.9 | VIP because you don't have to wait in lines which I experienced for the first |
| 0:51.0 | time in 18 years because that was the first time I've been to |
| 0:54.0 | Disney as a commoner and the lines were long and when you have sciatica like I do as a fat guy standing in one place for any amount of time is not a fun experience. |
| 1:11.0 | You know that's what they should do is just have two lines, one for healthy people, and one for unhealthy people. |
| 1:16.0 | Well, I see... |
| 1:17.0 | Something tells me a healthy line would be empty. |
| 1:19.0 | I get jealous of those people on the scooters. |
| 1:22.0 | If you guys have ever seen, was it Wally where all the fat people are on scooters? |
| 1:26.5 | Yes. That's what I need. But yeah, looking at the times, they were like for the really good rides that you want to ride. |
| 1:38.0 | 75 minutes to two hours. |
| 1:40.0 | At least. |
| 1:41.0 | Did you guys do the Jeenie Pass? |
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