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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Tommy Bahama Store

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins slowly eases listeners into this weeks Spontaneanation! This time out, Pauls special guest is Arden Myrin of MADtv, Shameless, and Will You Accept This Rose! They chat about the last time Arden pretended to know something, just starting to tell the truth after realizing she was lying all the time, and learning some stuff way too soon from her sex-ed teacher. Then, they are joined by improvisers Maria Blasucci, Little Janet Varney, and Steve Agee to improvise a story set in a Tommy Bahama Store. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome

0:06.2

Welcome

0:08.2

Welcome, welcome, can you hear me?

0:09.3

Welcome, hello?

0:11.4

Welcome, welcome to the show.

0:13.0

Can you, can everybody hear me?

0:14.9

Welcome.

0:16.2

Welcome to the show.

0:18.4

Hello?

0:20.7

Hi there.

0:22.8

Trying a new thing where I just want to ease people into the show.

0:28.8

Use a small voice.

0:32.0

Because I don't want to be freaking people out.

0:35.2

Some people have a problem with bombast.

0:39.2

You know why?

0:40.4

The word bomb is in there.

0:43.1

It's not a mistake.

0:45.3

The English language is a very specific.

0:50.8

They put the word bomb in bombast as a dog whistle to people who like bombs and loud people.

1:07.5

When someone that's described as bombastic, essentially what you're saying is when they open their mouth, it's like a bomb goes off.

1:15.5

And no one likes that.

1:20.8

Now, have people accuse me of being bombastic?

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