Splash Mountain at Disneyland

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes ladies, gentleman, and cats walking across any keyboards to this week's Spontaneanation! This time out, Pauls special return guest is singer-songwriter Aimee Mann! They chat about how many times Aimee googled herself this week, baby bangs, and phone etiquette at restaurants. Then, they are joined by improvisers Jordan Black, Hal Lublin, and Gary Anthony Williams, to improvise a story set at Splash Mountain at Disneyland. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
0:08.1	Welcome to any cats who are walking across any keyboards.
0:13.6	Welcome to any dogs.
0:17.9	Who are sleeping on a saxophone.
0:21.6	Welcome to any guinea pigs
0:25.2	who are lost inside a tuba.
0:31.8	How many small pets every year
0:35.1	are taken by coyotes.
0:38.7	The answer, of course, is 100%.
0:40.5	But how many small pets get lost inside oversized marching band instruments?
0:50.5	The answer may surprise you.
1:04.0	The answer is two two every year two every year the strangest case the snake in the clarinet that's right right. It was the big game.
1:13.0	Homecoming.
1:14.3	Everyone's excited.
1:16.0	They got their raccoon coats on,
1:18.1	waving their penance.
1:20.2	They're eating goldfish by the bowlful.
1:24.7	And here comes the band.
1:29.8	Marching down the field. playing the school song so stirring
1:32.9	but then
1:36.0	that's right
1:39.1	that guy
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