Tomahawks, Lie Detectors, & A New Vanessa Plushie! (FULL SHOW 5/22)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

We started the day with a giant Tomahawk steak and ended it with a gas station giveaway and a certified Banger Bus. What better way to kick off a long weekend!? Klein cooked a Tomahawk steak for two hours last night just to bring it to Ally to help increase her red meat consumption for fertility success. If you want to see a lesbian handle 5lbs of rare meat, check out the YouTube livestream. While you're there, check out DJ Omar Khan in the flesh! He came in the studio and strapped in to a lie detector for his very first LIE DAY FRIDAY. It resulted in a health scare, some eye opening questions about selling drugs, and a plan for Omar and lie detector guy John Grogan to do Molly together after the show. We got an incredible unexpected delivery on the show today. The Print Gurus, who are big fans and incredible merch makers, delivered the first ever Klein Ally Show plushie. And not just any plushie, it was a Vanessa themed Chicken Lady plushie! This is yet another thing you have to watch YouTube to see. It even makes noise! We closed out this holiday week by giving away free gas to anyone listening to our show while filling up at a random gas station in LA. If you see Postmaster Johnny at the pump, hit him up!

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Ta-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Gran and Ali?
0:32.1	Are you ready?
0:34.1	Hello, Cardinali, you little bitch.
0:37.2	Grand and Allie, it's just okay.
0:40.3	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:47.3	Me for Clown All right!
0:49.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:51.3	The show started.
0:53.3	The show started. The show started.
0:55.2	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:57.7	Three, two, one.
1:01.0	And here we go.
1:05.2	I mean, who knows?
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