New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Hopefully you had a decent weekend, and in about 30 minutes or less, we'll call someone and tell them the good news. They're packing their bags and going to Lollapalooza in Chicago. And maybe you were at Bottle Rock over this past weekend. I was looking at some footage of that. The music festival happened. Oh my God, that looked amazing. Northern California. I love Bottle. It's always a good time and people had a lot of fun. I was having a lot of FOMO this weekend looking at people like Allie and Vegas and other people at festivals. Meanwhile, Well, I found out, my weekend went from bad to

worse because I found out that this stupid soccer league I signed Bruiser up for decided that they

were going to enter a tournament. And the way that these tournaments work, and I don't know about all

this because, as Omar has pointed out, we're not good parents. But the way these tournaments

work, Allie, is that

you have a one or two games you have to play. And if your kids win those games, then there's

more games. That's the prize is more games. To determine who is the biggest loser, what parent,

right? Which parents lost the most is the one who won the turn? The one who won the turn. And I realized, and this is where I kind of feel like Omar did actually tell the truth when he said we were, well, he said we were good parents, but then we found out he was lying and we're bad parents. We're trying. We're trying. We're trying our best. When I realized when I arrived to the first of what I didn't know how many games would be on Saturday.

So you get there and you don't know how long you're going to be there?

I know that the tournament, right?

It's like, yeah, they have two guaranteed games.

Right.

They keep winning.

They keep playing.

Yes.

And what I didn't know, what I had known was that if they won the games on Saturday,

that they were going to play another game, I thought, on Sunday.

And that's where I thought I was locked in at worst case scenario, three games,

which is a lot for anyone to sit through in the world of soccer, let alone kids soccer.

50 minutes, 2.25 minute halves.

No way.

That's long for a 7-year-old.

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