Tom vs. Aquaman_Aquaman #9 - The Secret Mission of King Neptune
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Thomas Katers
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🗓️ 15 July 2011
⏱️ 16 minutes
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The Secret Mission of King Neptune
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| 0:00.0 | Tom versus Aquaman and Aquaman number nine, or you can help people and be a dick at the same time. |
| 0:08.7 | Welcome back for Aquaman in Aquaman number nine, the May June, 1963 issue featuring a cover by Nick Hardy with issue being edited by George Cashton. |
| 0:18.6 | And our Aquaman story is the secret mission of King Neptune. |
| 0:22.6 | Written by Jack Miller with art by Nick Cardi. |
| 0:25.1 | We begin, Aquaman and Aqualad, showing up to a secluded island, the home to one of Aquaman's |
| 0:30.7 | close friends, Captain Crane, and Captain Crane has sent an urgent summons for Aquaman |
| 0:36.9 | and Aquilad. |
| 0:40.1 | Captain Crane lives by himself on an island. A lot of these people who are friends with Aquaman are loners. If you notice, |
| 0:45.3 | lonely, old men living on islands by themselves, not fit to be a part of normal society. |
| 0:51.7 | Life is hard, I guess, for a retired semen don't laugh. |
| 0:55.4 | They have to go live by themselves. He did make his house look like a boat, which is kind of |
| 0:59.7 | cool. Be cool if more people came to visit, which maybe he has parties like gin and tonic, |
| 1:05.2 | you know, get-togethers on the deck, or maybe he just sits there by himself in his house |
| 1:09.4 | that looks like a boat. |
| 1:14.6 | Now, why did Captain Crane need to see Aquaman and Aquilat urgently? |
| 1:17.0 | As they get inside, they find out exactly why. |
| 1:21.8 | Crane found a clay container that floated to the shore. |
| 1:24.0 | Inside of it contained a map. |
| 1:30.7 | A map that has marks leading to a secret entrance on the sea floor to the kingdom of Neptune, mythological god of the sea, which none of this makes sense. Yeah, Aquaman does not accept |
| 1:36.7 | the fact that Neptune exists. The clay pot that is containing should have dissolved years ago. How did it |
| 1:43.1 | float up to the surface? It doesn't make any sense. |
| 1:45.6 | Crane, who's obviously a lonely old retired man, just wants to look for... |
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