Tom Thakkar Has Never Seen Memento
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it. |
| 0:11.8 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:17.8 | Hey everybody, this is Never Seen It. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where |
| 0:22.7 | comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen, and we read their scripts. Today, joining me, |
| 0:28.1 | the incredibly funny Tom Takar is here. Tom has never seen Memento, but he rewrites it and we take on |
| 0:34.9 | his script. He's just the best. He's one of my good buds. He is such an incredibly talented stand-up comedian. He has a new special and album out now called Takar Noir. That's T-H-A-K-K-R, noir. You can find him as Tom Takar. On Instagram, all that sort of stuff. He's incredibly funny. Script is great. We play some |
| 0:55.5 | fun games. We got a lot of talking up top, which we've been doing a good job avoiding, but |
| 1:01.8 | it's just the best. Script is fun. Games are fun. Real good time. And thank you guys for listening. |
| 1:08.6 | Find me online at Kyle Ayers. You know, I'm out there making stuff and never seen it show wherever you find that. Patreon, if you want to find us on there slash never seen it. All that sort of stuff. Just a good episode. Phil Morris, incredibly funny dude, is here with us as well. Let me just have a fun time. I hope you enjoy it. This is Tom Tkar, has never seen Memento. |
| 1:31.7 | But I went to the, the casinos in Kansas City are sad even for casinos. |
| 1:38.2 | They are, oh, all sad. |
| 1:41.9 | And now one of them is sponsored by Bally's. |
| 1:44.5 | Oh, |
| 1:44.6 | yeah. |
| 1:44.9 | Which is that's not the one we went to. |
| 1:46.5 | I think it might be. I've already gone to the Bally's one. That was the aisle. Bally's the aisle of Capri. It's now Bally's, which I believe is a gym. Casino. It's weird. Bally's is a lot of shit. Ballies is also a sports network. |
| 1:59.9 | It took baseball away from us. |
| 2:01.6 | Yeah. |
| 2:02.0 | You can't watch the Royals, so come down and play the slots. weird. Bally's is a lot of shit. Bally's is also a sports network. It took baseball away from Lowe's. |
| 2:01.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:02.0 | You can't watch the Royals. |
| 2:03.2 | So come down and play the slots at Bally's. |
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