JTS - Langston Kerman Has Never Seen Scarface
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey friends, I'm gonna keep it quick. |
| 0:03.0 | I've decided I think it would be fun to do these just the scripts. |
| 0:06.0 | So this is just the script, but what I've done is added some fun audio elements. |
| 0:11.0 | I made a theme song, credits, music, and some sound effects and all that sort of stuff. |
| 0:17.0 | You know, kind of punched up the audio and brought a second life here to this script. |
| 0:21.9 | This is Langston Kerman, has never seen Scarface, one of the all-time fan favorite scripts, |
| 0:26.6 | but I added a bunch of sound effects and some music. Just the script. Enjoy it. |
| 0:33.8 | Should I begin? Yeah, we'll never be ready. Hell yeah. All right, Scarface, the new frontier. |
| 0:39.3 | Interior, happening discotheque. |
| 0:42.3 | Remember when we call clubs disco techs? |
| 0:45.3 | LOL, the 70s were crazy. |
| 0:47.3 | Night. |
| 0:49.3 | The crowd bustles with young, hot Mexicans who are supposed to be Cuban, all are dressed in butterfly collared shirts and pants that look like Jinko jeans and pleaded khakis had a really weird baby. |
| 1:03.1 | There's sex in the air and Poppy wants a whiff. |
| 1:06.6 | Oh my God. |
| 1:09.8 | Scarface 22 to 45. |
| 1:13.8 | Like he's a television audience demographic? |
| 1:18.1 | Devilishly handsome. |
| 1:19.4 | Not even a little bit Italian looking. |
| 1:21.5 | So get that out of your dumb brain. |
| 1:23.8 | Walks to the crowd with the confidence of a man who's going on MTV Cribs with the yin-yang twins. |
| 1:30.3 | Does he actually have a scar on his face? |
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