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🗓️ 6 December 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy |
0:04.9 | docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our |
0:10.7 | latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via |
0:18.2 | supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was |
0:23.9 | a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my |
0:29.5 | guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my |
0:35.8 | Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with |
0:42.0 | me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit |
0:49.2 | girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform. |
0:56.0 | I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach nirvana |
1:01.0 | while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye. |
1:05.4 | Forever. Look at Brett there. This kitchen. So Brett is in the kitchen. And I feel like we're |
1:26.9 | as close to behind the scenes as this is our get back. This is our get back. It really is. |
1:33.9 | Get get baked. Get baked. I'm gonna bake something today. So I don't know if that you are. Yeah. Get baked. |
1:44.5 | Brett was a guy who liked to be in his kitchen and he liked to make some food. What are you drinking, |
1:52.0 | Brett? That was just a little bustle one. Brett would pour glazes and rub on the fish and see |
1:59.4 | fish and kitchen, fish and keep going. The food he make was very good. Get baked. Get baked. |
2:10.0 | Get baked down forever dog. |
2:30.0 | I was playing on I forgot I had to we're recording on a weeknight. I forgot I had planned to make |
2:51.6 | this dessert tonight. So I'm just gonna I was just gonna cook it while we record. |
2:56.2 | And what's the dessert now? I'm making a lemon delight, which is a Italian dessert. I was |
3:02.8 | popularized by this guy named Salterizo, who's a chef on the Amalfi coast. I've been fascinated with |
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