Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our

latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via

supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was

a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my

guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my

Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with

me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit

girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.

I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana

while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Have you seen ET? Yeah, I think it's funny when he does drag. I love when he does drag.

Yeah, remember when ET goes in the office with his agent, he's just like, I want to get work,

and he's like, Michael, you can't get a job. It's about a, it was about love canal and ET's just like,

I want to be on a soap opera. Are you talking about Tootsie? Yeah, extra Tootsie. That's what it

stands for. Tootsie, how about this? Tootsie T. Tootsie T. There it is. I just want to get a job.

I'm a good actor. That's your Dustin. No, that's my. My mind would be, my mind would be a little

bit more down here. I think that's my ET. My Dustin Hoffman's much different. Give me your Dustin

Hoffman. Give me your Dustin Hoffman. Put him up. Put him up. I thought you were gonna go

Kramer versus Kramer.

Remember in the movie Kramer versus Kramer when he goes, this is Kramer versus Kramer in

here. Yeah, he goes, Oh, what is this Kramer versus Kramer? And then Kramer comes and it goes,

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