Tom Green 😷😀
Life is Short with Justin Long
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4.8 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 July 2020
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Tom Green (The Tom Green Podcast) reminisces about the eccentric characters he has played over the years, and highlights some of the top pranks he pulled. Tom also talks to Justin about his experience being diagnosed with cancer.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon Music. Download the app today |
| 0:12.1 | One spring break vacation when Christian and I were kids our father announced that we were going to Canada |
| 0:18.8 | It was a very small motel that we stayed at in |
| 0:21.6 | Pull, Quebec. It was very on the border not a place that most people go for vacation |
| 0:26.7 | It was a five star hotel. It was not and in fact it was very it just was small and we were all staying in the same room |
| 0:33.9 | And I threw a little bit of a tantrum that might be the biggest understatement |
| 0:37.9 | I've ever heard my name is this embarrassing because also on the way up the whole time he was like there's good |
| 0:43.4 | Yeah, our dad he was building it up in your defense our father was like there's gonna be like a heated pool |
| 0:49.5 | A spawn a song and all this stuff and you were getting more and more excited and then he finally pulled into this place and |
| 0:55.3 | And you thought he was joking. He was like you were like very funny. You're just turning around. He's like no we're here |
| 1:01.4 | I couldn't believe it. You got so mad you threw yourself out of the car onto the ground and you were beside yourself |
| 1:08.8 | Really besides still remember and you had a book of matches |
| 1:11.8 | I remember and you were flicking them in anger. You were lighting the whole my god. I've never seen a meltdown |
| 1:18.2 | Well, that just makes it sound like we were used to like anyway. Here's a show. Oh, yeah, it's okay |
| 1:25.8 | Life could be a dream |
| 1:30.6 | You're listening to life is short. I'm your currently embarrassed host Justin long |
| 1:41.3 | And with me is always is my more prudent but although you would throw tantrums too |
| 1:45.8 | No, I didn't oh god. I was excited to stay in this place |
| 1:49.8 | I need to clarify a few things this makes it sound like we were rich kids growing up |
| 1:53.8 | That I'm used to like we never stayed in hotels that were I think you have to explain this |
| 1:59.3 | I I said that it was over hyped. It was oversold to you. My dad was fucking a fluenza kid. He was messing with you |
| 2:06.6 | Yeah, he was building it up. That was me and he tried I don't know I don't really know why he did that |
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