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Life is Short with Justin Long

Theresa Caputo (the Long Island Medium) ❤️😘

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Theresa Caputo (Long Island Medium) gives Justin an insight into her ability to communicate with spirits. Theresa does an unexpected reading for Christian’s girlfriend. 


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0:00.0

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0:12.9

I was doing the show The View and as you may or may not know,

0:16.7

will be Goldberg is one of the hosts of the show. And I pitched the producers the idea of doing my

0:23.2

Wuppie Goldberg impression on the show and I was like, it might be she might be

0:27.2

feel weird about it or I never met her so you know she's a big star you know. She might just be like,

0:31.4

oh, pick whoop. I don't see what the big whoopie is. There's a knock at the door. I answered it and it was

0:41.2

whoopie herself. And she said, yeah, I think you should use these. And she gave me her glasses.

0:47.0

Her like purple, kind of like John Leninie round glasses and she said like, this is gonna help. And she

0:54.6

like, she helped me out with it. She gave me the glasses to wear. Do you know I've known who

0:58.3

Wuppie Goldberg is my entire life. I've never even noticed that she has unique glasses or

1:03.7

anything. What? Ever. Oh really? So to me a Wuppie Goldberg impression without the glasses is

1:09.8

the same thing as Wuppie Goldberg impression with the glasses. It's funny. It's not like doing

1:14.2

grouchy marks without a mustache. Right. Then you'd be Chico. That's true. You know they look very similar.

1:19.6

They're different. Oh, they're brothers. No, I know but like really similar. So does Harpo. I know all three of them. Yeah, I suppose a little more

1:26.1

handsome. Anyway, we're off on a tangent. Okay, well, let's do shows. No, speak of tangents. Get ready for the show.

1:31.5

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream. Oh,

1:35.7

do do do do do. You're listening to Life is short. I'm your tangent prone post just in

1:43.6

long. Life could be a dream sweetheart. Do do do do do.

1:51.6

What do you mean is always is my more distinct. Yes, I was going to say streamlined but succinct is

1:57.4

better. It's more succinct. And why are we talking about the marks brothers and Wuppie Goldberg? We

2:04.4

shouldn't have been talking about the marks brothers. That was my fault. That was me not being succinct. Yeah, we're

2:08.4

that's uncharacteristic of me. Yeah. It's not a characteristic. Wuppie Goldberg. Well,

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