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We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

Two big big came across a pharmacy with a door and that's lost it out.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a metal tour of Miscite Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. Well, sit another. Super Bowl is in the books.

That's right, Justin. I would say not an exciting...

It was a bad football game. Uninjoyable. Do you feel like you're enough of an expert on football to declare it a bad football game?

I'll say this. I've watched every single Super Bowl and it was the worst of those that I've seen in my grand in the 38 years.

I would not say bad or good. I would just say it was not exciting. I did not have it.

That's bad. It's a sporting event. Like what other metric could there be?

I mean, I'd say that the Patriots and their fans are very pleased with it.

Probably not the game itself. The game itself was boring. It had five minutes at the end where everybody decided to play football and do points.

I think that if you're the team that wins the Super Bowl, you don't really care about that part. That would be my guess. I don't know though.

I am not a patriot nor am I a fan of the Patriots. So I don't even watch football that much.

Neither of us are big football fans. Like we're pretending like we are. We're not really anything.

It's just the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl is a shared cultural event.

And we like to participate in those you and I that I think that's a fair.

The point is the new England Patriots have won every Super Bowl for the past 17 years. That's not true.

And they must be stopped. It's getting boring, not just for us, but for all of the NFL family of owners.

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