Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

You've been through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around, come that instant, come that instant, the escalant macabre for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, Marital Tour of Miss Guy, Dmitis and I'm your co-host Justin McAruid.

And I'm sitting here, Croy.

No, don't do that anymore.

It sounds like I was throwing up my own name.

Don't do that. It sounded like you were mumbling.

Or maybe mumpsling.

I was going to go there with mumbling and then you took it a step further.

Mumpsling.

I was very curious as to where we're going to talk about mumps this week.

I guess we're just launching right into it.

There it is.

And I was very curious as to where the name mumps came from.

And I was trying to find an answer to that.

And the best answer I found, this was actually my clever transition.

But then you said mumpsling is mumble lumps.

Mumble lumps.

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