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The Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Morning Show: Hour 1 - QBs and the ME

The Tom Barnard Podcast

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Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Sports

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Tom starts the show with the unveiling of a new segment chronicling his daily drive into the studio; a creative name of the segment is still pending.

In the first hour, SKOR North's Judd Zulgad recaps the Vikings' moves from the NFL the NFL Trade deadline and acquiring a new QB, and KSTP's Chris Egert on the media's perception of what's happening in the Middle East.

Hour #2 has comedian Dan Cummins join the show to discuss his newly released stand-up special "Dan Cummins: Trying to get Better" which was filmed in Minneapolis at the Parkway Theater.

In hour #3 filmmaker Michelle Danner joins to talk about her most recent work "Miranda's Victim" which takes on the story behind an infamous rape that changed American history. Keeping with the lighthearted theme, Kristyn Burtt and the gang discuss domestic abuse. But hey, at least we can go watch The Righteous Gemstones if we want to get back into a good mood.

On the Family, Tim Laurent of My Pickleball Coach and Tim Lammers of eponymous fame discuss what it's like to be named "Tim L". They also discuss pickleball and movies that are way, way too long. Hey, there's an idea: movies that play during a game of pickleball. Give you something to do while the director strokes their own ego for three and a half hours.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:02.6

The Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:04.1

Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app.

0:07.1

And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts.

0:12.7

We are back for another day.

0:15.1

We're just discussing the term hump day.

0:17.1

I don't really like the term hump day.

0:19.2

Humpty dump?

0:20.3

Humpty, dump day. Yeah, dump day. I like it.

0:23.4

It's that. So you're over the hump. I understand that. It's okay. But in reality, you're not

0:28.6

because Thursday would be hump day because the week starts on a Monday. No, the week starts on

0:33.9

Monday because you're over the hump for work. That's what I'm saying.

0:41.5

Your work day starts on Monday, so Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, there's still four days left.

0:42.5

So it's not hump day.

0:43.3

They're wrong.

0:47.6

No, because if you start on Monday, you get to Wednesday, you're at the top of the hill,

0:48.9

and now you're on your way down.

0:50.7

So this is the hump of the week.

0:54.6

See, I actually work, so I work like over the weekend, too, so I don't, you know,

0:59.9

I don't have the sit around on my ass all weekend deal going. Yeah, like on a Saturday, that's when I put in the work. Yeah, I bet you do. I bet it's unstoppable. Unstoppable. No question about it.

1:06.9

All right, ladies gentlemen, if you'd like to join me in my suite to see the Eagles on their farewell tour, here's how to register.

1:11.5

And thank you again. You guys have responded huge to this thing. Go to Tom Bernard Show app downloaded if you don't have it yet and you can sign up or you can go to our website, Tom Bernard Show.com and sign up there.

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