Hey, it's Simon. And this is Martina. And we're broadcasting out of Kichin'i. Our home. We're home. We're back.

It's taken us a while to get back here. A lot of exploration and self-discovery along the way.

What? We just got on an airplane and came back home and we were like, now we're home.

Hey, we got on a bunch of airplanes. Yeah, we slept in like seven hotel, different beds.

Seven different beds.

And we were in three different countries.

The fourth country we landed in was Japan.

And by then we were a hot wreck.

And the point of this talk is snap out of it.

Snap out of it.

We're going to thank RuPaul and Cher for that because it took us a while to snap out of it.

Because we've had a really tough month.

It's been rough.

It's been really, really rough on many fronts and we really faltered for a while.

Not only did we fall off our ladder, I couldn't even rebuild a ladder.

I was like in this dark pit, putting together my ladder like an IKEA kit with no instructions and in the darkness.

And every time I'd build a step, it would just snap underneath me.

So we're going to bring you guys up to the point where we tell you how we managed to snap out of it.

Because the whole point of this conversation isn't just to mope and grind.

Grine?

Grine. What's the word?

Mop and grind.

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