Toilet Shatters Under Man at Outback, Dr. Oz Alcohol Guidelines, Popular Cocktail Ingredient Can Cause Your Stomach to Explode, Semen Jewelry, and More!
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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On today’s MKD, we cover several restaurant incidents, new alcohol guidelines, a cocktail ingredient that can cause your stomach to explode, and semen jewelry.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:11.9 | Mother Knows Death. |
| 0:14.4 | Starring Nicole and Jenny and Maria Kukane. |
| 0:24.8 | Thank you. And Maria KK. Hi, everyone. |
| 0:25.9 | Welcome to Mother Knows Death. |
| 0:27.1 | We're going to talk about a few accidents and deaths involving restaurants. |
| 0:31.7 | The new food pyramid in Dr. Oz's alcohol guidelines, including the misuse of the word lubricant. |
| 0:39.5 | I hate that word. It's just gross. It's gross. Used in any other circumstance except for what it is. |
| 0:47.0 | A cocktail ingredients used to make fancy drinks that could cause your stomach to explode and jewelry that shows just how much you really love your man. |
| 0:55.9 | All that and more on today's episode. |
| 0:59.1 | Lots of restaurant incidents this week. |
| 1:02.9 | Okay, first at a McDonald's, an employee was hospitalized after their earbud fell into the deep |
| 1:09.0 | friar and then they stuck their hand in to try to retrieve it. |
| 1:13.0 | This makes me want to crawl up and die just thinking about how absolutely painful this must be. |
| 1:19.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.2 | And it's instinct though, right? |
| 1:22.6 | I mean, my question is like, why are you allowed to have earbuds in while you're working at McDonald's |
| 1:28.0 | side note like how are you paying attention to your surroundings and your co-workers and i i can't stand |
| 1:34.6 | the earbud thing it's it's not good for socialization like if you're you know i i have good memories |
| 1:41.7 | of working at like boston Market when I was a kid. |
| 1:45.0 | You know, it's like you make friends with your coworkers and you have fun and like, you know, it's just like you shouldn't be like, when you're at work, you should be working and focused on your work. |
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