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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

FULL SHOW: The Day We Realized Everyone’s a Little Unhinged

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Music History, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Music

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2026

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

We kick things off questioning who might actually be a psycho before spiraling into fake apologies, toxic friends, funeral behavior, fake apologies, and people demanding to speak to the manager over missing clothes. From broken elevators and awkward bathroom issues to squatter’s rights, meet market madness, plane etiquette, and the worst restaurant visits imaginable!

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Are you guys ready for it? Yeah! I love the morning. Charlotte, I tell you every morning when I'm driving to work. They're getting larger. I just like all of them. They're all really funny. I'm going to put you on the horse and ride you after. Oh, my. Good morning. I hear you just finished an extreme workout.

0:23.4

Is this true?

0:24.1

Oh, yeah.

0:24.8

Got up this morning.

0:26.0

My wife surprised me with something in bed and it wasn't breakfast.

0:30.0

Elvis Duran and the morning show.

0:33.3

Well, more signs that we're all psychopaths.

0:36.5

Okay.

0:47.3

There's a story out talking about how the length of your fingers can determine if you have any psychological issues. Okay. Everyone whip out your hands. Let's take a look.

0:51.3

By the way, before we get into this, they say it's not not unusual it's not uncommon to have this scenario going on with your fingers

0:57.6

from the Journal of Psychiatric Research the team found those whose index

1:04.4

fingers are shorter than your ring fingers you are more likely to have a

1:10.6

diagnosed psychiatric disorder than your ring fingers you are more likely to have a diagnosed

1:11.3

psychiatric disorder they call it the dark triad dark triad

1:19.0

dark triad traits include highly socially discouragedcissism and psychopathy

1:29.3

Wait, man, which fingers what?

1:31.3

The index in the ring

1:33.3

Yeah, you're, okay, you have the middle finger, right?

1:38.3

You can't look at my nails, don't go by my nails.

1:41.3

The ring finger next to that, and then there's your pointer finger, which is your index finger. If your pointer finger, index finger, is my nails the ring finger next to that and then there's your pointer finger

1:44.2

which is your index finger if your pointer finger index finger is shorter than your ring finger

1:48.5

then you you are a member of this society I'm good I'm a member question what's that on my right

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