Toilet Plumes & Animals That Would Crush on a Dating Show - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

On this completely unhinged episode, things go completely off the rails in the most hilarious way. We follow up a great Would You Rather with a new Decisions of Extreme Importance segment before wrapping up with an Animals That Would Crush on a Dating Show Draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:16.0	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:19.8	Theeep-de-n-b-d-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-h-dh. Bitballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason.
0:29.3	A true classic.
0:32.0	I didn't really, I didn't like it at all.
0:36.1	I thought I liked it, but no, you're right. I hated it.
0:36.6	No, he's bad.
0:37.2	I hated it. I hated it. I thought I was going to get into, you're right. I hated it. No, he's bad. It's bad.
0:37.8	I hated it.
0:38.7	I thought I was going to get into like a trumpet thing.
0:42.7	No, I hated it.
0:43.6	Oh, yeah.
0:44.4	No, I love it.
0:45.4	I'm back.
0:45.8	Oh, yeah.
0:47.0	Oh, man, big change.
0:48.3	I feel like you did better last week, but.
0:51.3	Oh, you shut up, Jason.
0:52.7	This is okay. I was... I was your Patsy. The people love this part of the show. And there... That part that just happened? Yes. Yeah, they do. They don't know what's going to happen. And there is a host on this show who is trying to ruin it for... It's not me. For everyone. It's not me.
1:11.1	As Al Borland said, A for effort, F for execution, but A for effort.
1:15.8	You know what I mean?
1:16.6	No, I hear you.
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