Pirate Myths & Things That Are Fragile - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On today’s show, we talk about having your in-laws move in with your family, turning things into cake, and painfully awkward acting. Then, Andy, Mike, and Jason each share a wild but real news article. Lastly, we carefully wrap up the show with a draft of things that are fragile. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:16.1	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:21.9	Woo-di-d-de-da-boop-bo, boop, boop, ding, ding, ding, ding.
0:26.6	Oh, baby.
0:33.8	Wow.
0:35.1	The energy.
0:37.1	The commitment.
0:38.4	Yeah. I'm not going to lie.
0:42.0	Tempo fluctuations.
0:44.4	So wasn't good. But I loved it. It was fantastic.
0:48.1	I loved it. It was great.
0:50.3	Thank you, Andy, for bringing that heat.
0:54.0	I feel like the enthusiasm was there to mask the...
0:58.7	Just the great unknown.
1:00.9	I had no idea what was coming.
1:04.2	But, well, what better way to welcome you into episode 268 than that fantastic scat?
1:09.9	Welcome to the spitballers. mike and jason back with you
1:12.2	would you rather is this real life and we are drafting as we always do today we are drafting
1:19.2	things that are fragile fragile which way do you pronounce it are you a fragile fragile or fragile? It's some fragile. I'm an American. Yeah. So it's fragile. Yeah. Is that the American way to say it? Yeah. Frasal rock. So nothing. Yeah. That's frugal. But close enough. Yeah. Tomato and tomato. I was thinking maybe there were tears.
1:46.3	Like some things are just fragile and some things are fragile.
1:47.1	Oh.
1:47.5	Okay.
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