Coming up on this week's episode, I've shagged my own annoyed. We discuss my new superpower. AI kissing. Ooh, smoo-smoochy. Car wash awkwardness. Got a little bit of shop and beef. I do have shop and beef. Yes, you do. All right. We hear about some of the worst things I've ever heard sold online. Yeah. I get schooled in geography. Big style. But grudgeonly, don't you?

And I'm really, I'm really sorry about it. It gets a bit sad, gets a bit messy. To everyone listening. I'm South America. All that and more coming up on this week's Shagwounderoy. Enjoy. Join our family day out and help build the new children's Cancer Centre at Great Ormond Street Hospital.

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Hello, you're listening to Shagmuridnaud with me, Rosie Ramsey and my husband, Christopher

Ramsey. Um, no. Can you please refer to me as my full title from now one, from here on insey Um, no. Can you please refer to me

as my full title

from now on,

from here on in. I'm not this Chris Ramsey stuff anymore. My full title. What's that? Be honest, we just made it up a little while ago. I've got it written down. I will have to read it off the paper, but this has been you full title that I need using around the house. Okay? Yes.

The illustrious

Baron Ramsey

Lord ruler

of the information

super around the house. Okay? Yes. The illustrious Baron Ramsey,

Lord ruler of the Information Super Highway,

keeper of MP3's,

protector of MP4s,

sworn ally of streaming

and master of online gaming.

The Data King,

the Megabyte Master,

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